eeyore monologue

For me, my name means long Ukrainian songs. It was simple; we were given a kit, and supposed to grow yeast. Genre: Comedic. In the Winnie-the-Pooh books, Eeyore is a miserable, pessimistic donkey who spends his time wallowing around his riverbank, worrying and complaining. The walls are still white, the food still canned, and the people still gone. Piglet: Can't I give it, too, from both of us? Our quick thinking unsinking Pooh Bear. I cant believe you found me, Kendra. Why cant people talk to me and get to know me instead of talk about me and make up stories. By: Marina Paul, Age 16, Utah, USA Description: Daughter confronts her mother about their relationship. Not feeling comfortable in my own skin. By: Trequan D., Mississippi, USA, Age 17 Gender: Male Genre: Comedic Description: Rudolphs brother tells him not to forget where he is from. By: Kathryn McAllister, Age 12, Minnesota, USA Description: Olivia meets a girl who might just take her place as the dance captain, and she is not happy about it. I should be there in about five minutes. II could say there was a family emergency. Until one day last summer. Im taller than you, little hobbit. Shut Up Colin! I wouldnt just go around murdering my competition like I was on a hunt for Black Friday bargains and clearance bin steals? My skin color, for some strange reason, is a threat to you? I hear them talking about how inspirational her story is. Since you were smart enough to hire me to take care of the rats then you should be smart enough to know that you should pay me unless you want something terrible to happen. I had barely moved my bike, when the BOOM came. Gender: Any Genre: Dramatic, (Character sits at the edge of a hospital bed.). The bill that I was supposed to pay for with the money that I was supposed to win from this competition. She was just that way. Which was quite a few, mind you. So why am I such a monster for smashing a frog that entered my home and crawled on my belongings. Oh I wouldn't climb this tree By: Isabella Besly, Age 13, Texas USA Description: The protagonist is mad at their best friend and tries to give them the silent treatment. Oh, I think I shall wish everyone a happy Windsday, and I shall begin with my very dear friend, Piglet. I can volunteer as a skating coach as soon as I get one million! Wasn't that fun, Piglet. Meanwhile little Roo made an important discovery. I told him I did too. He's Winnie the Pooh,Winnie the Pooh,Willy, nilly, silly old bear. Shes in a better place now, outta this place at least. But it was all worth it! Its a no-doubt home run and its coming right for me, and I caught it! Karen, listen to me. And yeah, surgery totally sucks, but beauty hurts, right? Leslie! But look, you really shouldnt make fun of the homeless. [Rabbit] What a refreshing day for harvesting. STOP SNICKERING! There was a thunderstorm on page 71, and on page 73 there was a bit of a cloudburst. Please dont make me go on that boat! That spells Tigger. Oh my, oh my, oh my goodness gracious! Any time. Genre: Dramatic. Im not sorry about it either. Ive let everyone down. Having got this far, it seems a pity to waste it. Well, I'll just turn it to the wall. No more loss. This wasnt an easy task, but I was able to forge a test ticket. I think I was twelve. Why cant we just move into the city? "By the Mystic Monologues of Munnopor" Second Place Winner! You dont care about me, and youre never there when I need you. So, am I right to assume youve come for my head? So, from now on I will call you Courage. To look at my eyes and see your eyes. The only reason Im asking politely is because you have a taser I mean I could have taken that along with your badge, keys, wallet, and rolex watch. She stretched out her arms, and my arms barely made it through the mirror surface, but my mom pulled me out! Act casual. Sea levels. No one suspected a thing when I was first at the finish line. 2) My cat has been looking for the squeaking mouse for the past two weeks. What will they do when I tell them Im done? The director, Bob, comes up to me and says he needs a genie of gigantic proportions. Wait, she stopped on one. Now Im forced to stay inside, just watching the nature that I used to prowl. Third Place Winner! After I leave here, Im going to that high bridge over the interstate freeway. Those kindergartners should be ashamed for doing that to her. [Eeyore] There, that should stand against anything. At first, I didnt know what to do. I read that on Facebook. Those scars never really affected me. Its been two weeks. Second Place Winner By: Mina T., New York, NY, Age 13 Gender: Female Genre: Dramatic Description: An elderly woman tells a young artist to pursue her dreams and shares the story of her broken dreams. He wouldnt have left me. By: Rebecca S., Indianapolis, Indiana, USA, Age 17 Gender: Female Genre: Dramatic Description: A teen expresses her feelings about her best friend. (Melody, furious, walks up to Mrs. Wright to talk about the winter musical audition.) I think her love for me pressed those memories into my heart and mind forever. I walked around and realized my mirror self was gone! And no throwing them this time! Im not supposed to be talking to her. You say it when you bump into me, when you dont hold the door open, when you dont realize Ive been standing right next to you. So anyway, he ruined the subject English for me. But I dont mind. I rushed to their room and saw him hovering over her, hitting her over and over. And oh yeah, she likes the Rolling Stones. That pizza would taste sooo good, and you hardly ever bring home pizza. (gasp) Dont even get me started on those things they call dogs. Theres the bell. My name is Beatrice. Youre busy? Up. What? By: CJ Lawrence, Age 14, Minnesota, USA Description: A girl explains to her brother why she doesnt go out at night. Xerxes And Esther, Thanks for remembering. Downy Woodpecker, We grew up with so little money and you wanna go back? And Pooh kept his lonely vigil, hour after hour, after hour, until at last Pooh fell fast asleep and began to dream. Oh I hope nobody answers. Doesnt matter if its a big thing or a small thing. She knows what she did. The other characters constantly look out for him and try to brighten his mood, but he tends to question their motives and express skepticism about their plans. Hed leave early with an apology. Some girls call me a sell-out, but theyre just totally jealous. Mom, I wish you were here so that I could talk to you. You trained hard and worked harder, being more than just a soldier to most. Ive liked you for quite some time now and have decided to confess my feelings. Ricky was the bees knees, even though he was a lil too old for us high school girls. Why are you back here? When I spilled a cup of uncooked rice over the dirt floor of our house, my mother smacked me across the face and the whole family spent the next hour picking every grain of rice off the floor. Sometimes I wonder if something has happened to you. Vote for me. I never thought twice about it when kids at school would ask how I got them. Pooh, a bubbly, chubby bear, has many friends, and Eeyore the donkey is one of them. By: Sophia Blakely, Age 17 From: Ontario, Canada Description: A ghost of a soldier attempts to dissuade living soldiers from continuing to fight in what he believes to be a losing war. I was lucky. Have a good day at work! (Very awkward this, it keeps going wrong.) Taking pictures of me, invading my privacy. This alerts the obnoxious kid sitting behind you who loudly says, Oooh! And in high school, the bullying got worse. I did buy of those cheap $1 tickets before, and guess what I won?! This pandemic is crazy! I didnt think that I would miss home, but I really do. You will find your way back. Well, it did, and the face painting stand in front of the store saw me as easy prey immediately. She is now speaking into the phone.) Signing up for therapy, exploring medication options, and developing healthy ways to cope. Now it is all over because I made one mistake. I dream of carrots, carrots, and more carrots. First Place Winner! (beat) No? When I confronted him, he said it was his mom. Symposium? Dad, I wish you could have seen it! Second Place Winner! Not black. Frying rice? Its come in very useful with the lie detector tests Ive been through. But home wasnt much better. Im in the lobby practicing while I wait. Genre: Comedic. His Wikipedia page is half that many pages, and that has pictures and headings and stuff! No one understands the daily struggles of being short. I made the mistake of mentioning this to my parents. Did I get your tail on properly Eeyore? The medicine is a temporary fix, but temporary isnt forever. I know that you think of me as your cute baby girl with her pretty dress and crown hoping to one day marry a prince. And besides, if you turn that monster into stone, youll be a hero! Roo: He's going round and round! Straight. So, we manage to get in without setting off any alarms. Listening to my moms music especially. Hes my prince, for sure but am I his princess? Oh, sweetie, no, HES the dramatic one. He screamed Where is it? Does he have a good job? It was a special pleasure to see things eaten, to see things blackened and changed. And I think allegiance means loyalty? IM SIXTEEN. No? Excuses, excuses. I would hear her screaming in the kitchen, and Id run down and see her holding a knife and covered in blood. You really couldnt have come on a better day. Last night I googled stuff about psychologists. Its too bad I never got to meet him. Oh, thats right. The brother who had never even played the lottery before that day! I tell her about whats going to happen in her future, and I tell her that I miss the past. That water has been everywhere: icebergs from the ages before humanity, the river Caesar crossed, a poisoned well from the Middle Ages, the glasses on the Titanic. [Gopher] That supercilious scoundrel confiscated my honey! The only thing I can do now is go home, because I cant stay here. But oh. By: Isabelle Bidal, Age 18, Ontario, Canada Description: A straight-A student finds themself in detention Genre: Comedic. If you lay one of your webbed fingers on my Versace blanket, you better prepare to be smashed with my stilettos. document.getElementById( "ak_js_1" ).setAttribute( "value", ( new Date() ).getTime() ); document.getElementById( "ak_js_2" ).setAttribute( "value", ( new Date() ).getTime() ); Our work is created by a team of talented poetry experts, to provide an in-depth look into poetry, like no other. The professor called my parents to inform them I was kicked out. Ultimate Grand Supreme is still yours. (beat) Im going to ignore her. So we decided to make a model that showed what it looked like during the eruption. Youre going to be sorry you asked. (pause) I have been her protector since I came here. Youre all worried about me! And this birthday boy is going to be ALIVE! Oh, he is so dead! Starting at seven I dont think that was meant to be my path. Mama always said avoid the political talk. So, I sold them for a little more than I paid, and by the end of the day I had made about double of what I had spent. Maybe we should let the greenhouse gas emissions just wipe me out. (Apply red lipstick.) Look at how friendly she is! As the leader of the Union of the Order of the North Pole Elves, I stand here today and urge you to say no to Santa! Not from history class. I dont care. Oh my God, I left it charging in the car. Yeah, I know. I swear it wasnt my fault. Jessie? UH! Im not! Or if your dad will come home- as himself. My dad is an entomologist, so he got me interested at a young age. Maybe then Ill get up the courage to talk to Jessica. First, we dont ask to be here then BOMB, were in the world with all these worldly duties that we have, like to be nice to your neighbors, go to school, grow up and be something, blah blah you know the rest. You know. Unless ya whip it outta em. 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